Bumpers

OK kids. Here are a few of my favorite bumper stickers. I welcome additions because, unfortunately, I have forgotten some really good ones. So here goes;

Jesus, protect us from your followers.

We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them.

Do you really think Jesus would be a republican?

There’s a town in Texas that’s missing its village idiot.

Here’s an old classic in case you haven’t seen it;

Imagine Whirled Peas

And while this last one is not a bumper sticker but a quote from Lily Tomlin, it’s so good I have to share it anyway.

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.