He's Checking His List.

Jesus is Santa Claus for adults.

J. Otey

Father Snorting

The Disneyland Corporation has recently cancelled Keith Richards from the Pirates of the Caribbean premier festivities because of his recent admission to snorting some of his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. I think it's wrong to discriminate against people just because they favor father snorting. I think father snorting should be legalized.
On the other hand, Disney recently allowed gay people to be admitted to their "Fairyland Wedding" accommodations (at $8,000 a pop). I applaud them and will resist the urge to comment in a un-PC manner about Fairyland Weddings.